“Is this damn thing on? I see a red light so it must be recording. Oh! Damn it, the cap was still on!” *We see a close up of Dr. Bright as he is setting the camera on the tripod* ”Alright I gotta do this before the rest of the foundation wakes up. Hello Dr. Bright here, today I’m going to be running some... Tests with 914. First up let’s see what happens when I place this M1911 *holds up to camera* that I acquired from the armory.” *places M1911 inside the left side of 914, then steps to the dial*  “ Let’s see what happens when I put it on fine and start the SCP” *turns dial to fine and turns the key* *we hear the gears whiring, then the door opens* ”What’s this? Holy shit it turned it into a desert eagle! If it changes the gun and makes it better... hmm...” *Bright looks around quickly seeing no one around* ”Lets see if it improves everything” *Bright quickly gets naked and runs into the machine while activating it* ”woah this feels funny” *ding 914 goes off and the door slowly opens* ”Holy sh-“ *video turns black* ”Under the order of the 05 Council the rest of this video has been seized. Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to try and enhance himself with SCP-914. While testing 914 he is to be accompanied by another researcher.”

"If I'm being honest, I really did not see a point in posting this in the log section of testings, the only thing this test has told me is to keep a closer eye on an idiot running around. Suggesting a possible relocation and amnestizing of Dr. Bright." - Senior Researcher Reallings

“May I remind you that I am the current Head of personnel, and your suggestion has been received in my recycle bin” - Dr Bright

"I think that you're handling the criticism quite roughly, your message has been reported for Spam" - Dr Reallings